Plot Twist: Mitt Romney is elected president.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney takes over all of North America.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney moves the capitol to a new city named The Capitol.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney changes his name to Coriolanus Snow, and America to Panem.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney legalizes something called the Hunger Games.
Plot Twist: this is actually the 5 step plan he keeps talking about.
it’s not a plot twist if we all saw it coming.
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My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.
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A+ parent award.
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